rubigen – v. to do doggy style on a dog
Tag Archives: sex
radstadt
radstadt – v. to make love to a gorilla
ciekij
ciekij – n. someone with such a small penis, they use a strap on for sex
noviv
noviv – v. to have cyber sex over your cell phone
gotoshow
gotoshow – v. to have sex with a midget
olcbon
olcbon – n. a list of virginities to take away
tequier
tequier – v. to have sex with a gargoyle
ekselen
ekselen – v. to have sex with another species of man
sexpectacle
sexpectacle – n. something that is a spectacle and involves sex
neulwux
neulwux – v. to cry after sex because it was so bad
wux
wux – v. to cry after sex because it was so good
cellabasy
cellabasy – n. something about sex and not getting a lot of it
eppe
eppe – v. to have sex during armageddon
peponi
peponi – v. to have sex with a diamond
Joke #9299: Getting It Up In Years
At a party an elderly couple was talking to a young couple. The young man said to the old man, “I have heard tell that when you get up in years, you can’t have sex anymore.”
The elderly couple said, “I don’t know where you heard that, but we have sex almost every night.”
“Really?”
“Sure. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday . . .”