A baby seal walked into a club…
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Joke #20890
Q: Do seals wear shoes?
A: No, they wear flippers!
Joke #18414
A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past. “My, what was that?” exclaimed the woman.
“Oh, that’s just the Presidential Seal,” replied the guide.
Quote #15503
“my chick snores like an elephant seal”
– from the Radio