Q: What does 36 inches make in Glasgow?
A: One Scotland yard!
Tag Archives: Scotland
Joke #18248
Q: What lives beneath the waters of a Scottish lake and always leaves its room dirty?
A: The Loch Mess Monster.
Lockness Monster
marel
marel – n. a Scottish-British priest
Jobbie
Jobbie – n. a Scottish poo.
Ex. I took my dug oot so he could Jobbie.
hoose
hoose – n. a traditional Scottish dwelling.
Ex. “Och aye! Thats a fine hoose!”
fet
fet – n. the way Scottish say “fat”
dawner
dawner – n. scottish term for a stroll