“Someone smacked me with a ruler and cut my hand open, it is my intent to put a band-aid on now”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: ruler
Quote #13657
“1050 feet. You can measure that with a ruler”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #11435
Brother: Why are you taking that ruler to bed with you?
Sister: I want to see how long I sleep!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him?
A: To see how long he slept.
veniba
veniba – n. a paper ruler