Q: Where should you put your TV?
A: In a remote area.
Q: Where should you put your TV?
A: In a remote area.
Q: What did the remote control say to the VCR?
A: “May I be forward with you?”
Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy their idea of exercise is watching TV without a remote.
vorzel – n. remote controlled toe nail clippers
dimelance – n. a “where’s the remote control” roar
anovi – n. a remote controlled door
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she said. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the worst thing I could do to him.”
toobin – v. to do sick tricks by remote control