TEACHER: “Where is the Red Sea?”
HOWARD: “On the third line of my report card.”
Tag Archives: Red Sea
Joke #13280
The Red Sea is so thick with pollution these days that if Moses were alive, now he could part it with a comb.
Joke #5437
Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: If you throw a green Martian into the Black Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.