Parody of “Under the Bridge,” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Intro

Sometimes I feel like

I got to go poopy

Sometimes I feel like

My only friend

Is the toilet I poop in

The toilet in stall four

No matter what I do

I got to go poop.

 

Verse 1

I poop in the bowl cause

I can’t in the sink

I poop in the stall cause

I am insecure

But when i urinate

In stall number four

I always worry

Cause thats sacralige

 

Chorus

I dont ever want to poop

Like i did that day

Take me to the stall i love

Take me to that stall

I dont ever want to poop

Like i did that day

Take me to the stall I love

Take me to stall four

 

Verse 2

Its hard to belive that

I can’t find a stall four

Its hard to belive that

Theres only one

At least i have its love

The love of my stall four

No matter what i do

I have to go poop

 

Chorus

I dont ever want to poop

Like i did that day

Take me to the stall i love

Take me to that stall

I dont ever want to poop

Like i did that day

Take me to the stall I love

Take me to stall four

 

Outro

Poopin’ in stall four

Is where I could not poop

Poopin’ in stall four

So I took a laxitive

Poopin’ in stall four

Forgot about my pants

Poopin’ in stall Four

I left a big streak mark