Q: What do psychics’ kids play with?
A: Mental blocks.
Tag Archives: psychic
Joke #18367
Q: What would you get if you crossed a psychic with a store closing?
A: A Going-Out-of-My-Mind Sale.
Joke #18366
Q: What would you get if you crossed a silent performer with a psychic?
A: Mime over matter.
Joke #17849
Q: What happened when the grape saw into the future?
A: It started raisin a fuss.
Joke #17644
Ghost 1: “My girlfriend is a medium.”
Ghost 2: “That so? Well, mine’s a large!”
Joke #10796
Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.