Q: Why did Princess Diana’s bodyguard wear a seat belt?
A: Because he was never one to buckle under pressure.
Q: Why did Princess Diana’s bodyguard wear a seat belt?
A: Because he was never one to buckle under pressure.
Q: What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
A: They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Q: Why is Princess Diana like a mobile phone?
A: They both die in tunnels!!