Q: Why did the pretzels dance?
A: Just to do the twist.
Tag Archives: pretzel
nipdpt
nipdpt – n. yogurt-covered pretzels
Quote #15277
“piss off sister, and get us some pretzels”
– from the TV
Joke #12333
“I know an ex-con who made a fortune in crooked dough.”
“Was he a counterfeiter?”
“No, a pretzel maker.”
nessonr
nessonr – v. to be nicknamed “Pretzels”
blablafishcake
blablafishcake – Interjection. exclamation of extreme confusion used when presidents choke on pretzels
Ex. Clinton: blablafishcake choke. CHEESE