Q: What would you get if you crossed a pig with a tree?
A: A pork-u-pine.
Tag Archives: porcupine
Joke #18099
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a porcupine!”
DOCTOR: “Stop needling me!”
Joke #5402
Q: What’s more dangerous than pulling out a shark’s tooth?
A: Giving a porcupine a back rub