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Stupid IMs

#22504: davepoobond -> Para

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davepoobond: heh i just thought of something

davepoobond: i should make a porno where all the hot chicks aren’t the ones getting the action

davepoobond: but all these ugly chicks are

davepoobond: it’ll mess with their minds

Para: Yeah!

Para: Women would buy that.

Para: Normal women with no makeup and stuff getting all the hunks.

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: “if only”

davepoobond: or “i want to be her”

Para: Yeah.

davepoobond: then there’s a sudden surge in ugly women becoming porn actresses

Para: And give it an actual plot.

Para: Heh.

davepoobond: have an actual plot and then no one would buy it

davepoobond: cause it has too many things that aren’t appealing

Para: Actually no. Women like plots.

davepoobond: heh

Para: Women don’t like hardcore.

Para: We like softcore.

Para: That’s why romance novels sell.

Para: They are smut just like the movies.

Para: They just have a plot.

davepoobond: interesting

davepoobond: an untapped market

Para: Pretty much.

Stupid IMs

#22501: Para -> davepoobond

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Para: ::jingles a baggy of teeth at him::

davepoobond: woowwee

Para: Heh

davepoobond: that was unexpected to see ya IM me

Para: Got my wisdom teeth removed.

Para: Heh

davepoobond: that’s funny

davepoobond: is your mouth all numb

Para: Nah, had em removed friday.

Para: Now I’m just in pain. 😀

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: how many did you have?

Para: 4

davepoobond: i had 6

davepoobond: 4 on the top 2 on the bottom

davepoobond: stupid doctor made the joke saying i have extra wisdom

davepoobond: i wonder how many times a day those nurses have to hear that jackass say that same joke

Para: Lol, now that sucks.

Para: Mine were just huge.

Para: The bottom ones were twice as large as the top.

davepoobond: interesting

Para: Looks like you could have pulled em out of a small cow.

Para: Had to cut of part of my jaw bone to get one out.

davepoobond: ow

Para: It had pinched some bone.

Para: I have the jaw bone too. 😀

Para: Did you keep yours?

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: i dont think they let me keep them

davepoobond: or my mom didn’t want to

davepoobond: something like that

davepoobond: they said the 2nd set at the top just crumbled when they took them out

davepoobond: i think i actually lost them

Para: Actually they aren’t supposed to let you keep them.

Para: They are a biohazard.

davepoobond: then i probably don’t have them

Para: I’m persistant though.

davepoobond: or never did

Para: Plus they usually have to cut impacted ones up to get them out.

Para: So I have 2 teeth in 5 different pieces.

Para: But I can glue em back.

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: never know when you’ll need biohazard material, i guess

Para: Lol, they aren’t anymore.

Para: I washed em.

Para: I can understand why they would be.

davepoobond: people might eat them, they can’t take the chance

Para: It takes awhile to clean them, it would take them too long to clean them… so they would have to hand them to you bloody and with gum tissue hanging off.

Para: So I had a little gruesome bloody baggy off teeth for a bit.

Para: Creeped the hell out of my mom.

Para: I’m standing over the bathroom sink, about 4 hours after the surgery, a little dopey… and using a nail brush to scrap it all off.

Para: Which it didn’t work.

Para: So I had to boil them.

Para: She refused to come into the kitchen

davepoobond: ew

Para: Lol

Para: What, they are just teeth.

davepoobond: well you’re boiling them and scraping them

Para: Had to, rather do that then have rotten human flesh smell.

davepoobond: you could’ve always sucked it all off

Para: Can’t suck… can’t use a straw for a week.

davepoobond: meh

Para: Lol

Para: I don’t know why that seems to freak people out.

davepoobond: it doesn’t really

davepoobond: its just kind of nasty

Para: *shrugs*

Para: I had little options

davepoobond: the thought of seeing gum hanging off teeth dripping with blood

davepoobond: kind of unsettling

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10441: Rick Torn -> Para

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Para: I am probably going to go to hell for this one. However, if anyone tries to sell me on something, they better know what they are talking about. Heaven help them if they contradict themselves as well.

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Rick Torn: Would you like to join your friends and family in an every loving eternity of bliss, within the embrace of christianity?

Para: Does it come with a health plan?

Rick Torn: The.. loving touch of jehovah.

Para: Dental as well?

Rick Torn: Perhaps at some of our christian dental practices.

Para: Ah…

Para: Query, do my pets get a special place in Heaven?

Para: Eternal bliss without my cat doesn’t seem all that likely.

Rick Torn: Of course, all your loved ones join your within the great bosomn of heavan.

Para: Do people learn how to spell in heaven?

Rick Torn: Gods love is not simply restricted to those who may spell.

Rick Torn: So what do you say spirit sister?

Para: I didn’t say his love was restricted to that.

Para: I merely asked if part of the bliss was that people would spell correctly.

Rick Torn: yes, it is,

Rick Torn: Would you like to follow the path of jesus?

Para: Which path?

Rick Torn: the path to righteousness..

Para: There are so many interpretations of the bible. How many paths of righteousness are there?

Rick Torn: Which when this 12,000 year old world will be destroyed by the apocalypse you will be saved.

Para: Will only Christians be saved?

Rick Torn: Because thet rue bible, the testament tell me so.

Rick Torn: Those who have accepted god will be saved.

Para: There are many different gods worshipped in the world though.

Rick Torn: Ah..but only one true god.

Para: Which ones will go to hell because they never even knew about Jesus?

Rick Torn: Everyone has a chance to know about jesus, if they truly search their soul.

Rick Torn: They need no foreign assistance.

Rick Torn: For the holy ghost is within them upon birth.

Para: Yes, but how do they know it is Jesus, and not Satan? It is said that Satan is one who plays tricks and is much more crafty than us mortals.

Para: How can we be sure we are following the right deity?

Rick Torn: You would need to turn to a darker path in order to find satan, where as gods love is with you when you’re born.

Para: Yet, there were many wars fought in God’s name.

Para: Is that not a dark path?

Para: That of war?

Rick Torn: They are faught in gods name, but they place his name in vain..

Rick Torn: If I were to say..”God damn” I would be using gods name.

Rick Torn: It would be in vain however.

Para: Well, I am sorry to say, but I have slipped and said God’s name in vain.

Para: I guess I am doomed.

Rick Torn: Who said that?

Rick Torn: as long as you truly love god it doesn’t matter what language you use. I could be the greatest pasture in the world and still say god damn yet find love for god in my soul, they’re only words.

Para: Then why is it a Cardinal sin?

Para: Are you saying the bible doesn’t mean what it says?

Rick Torn: The bible doesn’t mention quite a few things.

Rick Torn: It doesn’t mention dinosaurs yet there is evidence they existed.

Rick Torn: That is proof that the bible is slightly flawed, however true love of god is not.

Rick Torn: It’s more instinctive.

Para: So, you willingly follow a flawed book?

Para: I thought God was perfect.

Para: Why would he inspire people to create something in his name, that was in error?

Rick Torn: God is perfect, humans are not..

Rick Torn: and he used a human as his conduit to earth.

Para: So then, is Jesus imperfect?

Rick Torn: the more important ideas in the bible are true..the rest are there to appease the apathetic dosile masses,those who are ignorant to his might.

Para: He was human, correct?

Rick Torn: correct.

Rick Torn: Only jehovah is perfect.

Para: So, you are saying that the rest is to dupe the masses.

Rick Torn: Pretty much.

Para: Didn’t Hitler do the same thing? Make up wild claims to appease the masses so he could gain power?

Rick Torn: Some some extent.

Rick Torn: to some extent*

Para: Didn’t Hitler wage wars for his beliefs? As do most holy wars occur?

Rick Torn: He sure did.

Para: Where is the difference?

Para: Doesn’t the bible say that you should kill in certain circumstances? As where people are being blasphemous?

Rick Torn: God didn’t insinuate the wars..humans did.

Rick Torn: As I stated, they aren’t perfect.

Rick Torn: So how could they possibly comprehend the divine knowledge of jehovah..without making some error?

Para: Then why should I follow your religions interpretation of the bible? When you just admitted that people are flawed.

Rick Torn: Perhaps that was his purpose..

Rick Torn: To put some error in the bible..

Rick Torn: So that people will think..

Para: So that he would lose the lambs who could not make the leap of faith over the flaws?

Rick Torn: The sickly, weak minded lambs?

Rick Torn: yes.

Para: Am I not one of them, for I find the flaws glaring.

Rick Torn: You must simply look beyond the flaws..I’m sure you have flaws yourself and afterall it was translated by man.

Para: What if I can’t look beyond the flaws?

Para: That is like asking someone to touch the back of a fireplace and to ignore the fact that it is on fire.

Rick Torn: If you yourself were a being of fire at the time you were passing your hand through the fire to touch the back of the fireplace..

Rick Torn: you could simply ignore it..

Rick Torn: much like this..

Rick Torn: you are a being of flaw..so is the book.

Rick Torn: Ignore it.

Para: And I do ignore the book.

Para: Thank you for vindicating it.

Rick Torn: sure thing.

Para: So, what was your point again?

Rick Torn: huh? gee I forgot.

Para: I tend to do that to people.

Rick Torn: No problem.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10440: CashMoney -> Para

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CashMoney: HOW DID U MAKE UR PROFILE LIK THAT

Para: Magic

CashMoney: CAN U TEL ME

Para: it wouldn’t be a secret then

CashMoney: O WELL

Para: sorry

CashMoney: U KNOW …… BLACKHEART

CashMoney: DID U DO HER PROFILE TOO

Para: umm…no

CashMoney: K

CashMoney: WHAT SKOOL DO U GO TO

Para: Mt. Everst Academy

Para: U?

CashMoney: CAN U JUST TELL ME HOW U PUT A PICTURE IN IT

CashMoney: CURTIS AND MAYBE WAGNER

Para: You have to pay AOL

CashMoney: HOW OLD RU ?

Para: 43

CashMoney: WHAT

Para: 43

CashMoney: UR 43 YEARS OLD ?

CashMoney: OR U HAVE TO PAY AOL 43 DOLLAS

Para: HOW OLD R U?

CashMoney: 16

Para: OoOo

Para: I LIKE EM YUNG

CashMoney: DO U HVAE A PIC

Para: NOT OF ME

CashMoney: WHAT DO U HVAE PICS OF ?

Para: MY DOG

CashMoney: ANYTHING ELSE ?

Para: MY CAT?

CashMoney: DO U HAVE ANY KIND OF PICS OF PEOPLE

Para: OH, AND MY FOOT

CashMoney: OR THERE PARTS

Para: YES, MY FOOT

CashMoney: THATS IT

Para: NO…I HAVE A FEW OTHERS

CashMoney: K SEND ME THE BEST ONES

Para: DISEMBODIED FINGERNAILS AND WHAT NOT…

Para: SEND ME URS

CashMoney: S2R …. AFTER U SEND ILL SEND

Para: I DONT TRUST U

CashMoney: =)

CashMoney: FINE … BUT CAN U PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN PUT A PICTURE ON MY PROFILE

Para: YEAH…

Para: PAY AOL

CashMoney: YEA OK

CashMoney: R U MARRIED

Para: NO, THEY FROWN ON THAT IN PRISON

CashMoney: HOW FAR HAVE U GONE WIT A GUY

Para: BEFORE HE DIED?

CashMoney: YE

Para: NOT TOO FAR…

CashMoney: WHAT BASE

Para: I HAVE MY BEST FUN WHEN THEY STOP BREATHING

CashMoney: HAHA WATS LIKE THE BIGGEST DIK UVE SEEN … HOW BIG ?

Para: 3 INCHES…

Para: AFTER I WAS DONE

CashMoney: NO WAY

CashMoney: THATS TINY

Para: IT WAS BIGGER AT FIRST

CashMoney: Y WHEN U FUK TTHE DIK GETS SMALLER ?

CashMoney: HOW BIG ?>

Para: THE KNIFE TAKES CARE OF MOST OF IT,

CashMoney: WHAT

CashMoney: YEA RITE

CashMoney: IM SURE U CUT IT OFF

Para: OKAY I BITE…BUT THE KNIFE THING SOUND BETTER

CashMoney: AND U THIN,K I BELIEVE U

CashMoney: HHAH

Para: WHERE DO U LIVE?

CashMoney: UP THE BLOCK FROM U

Para: YOUR IN CELL BLOCK D TOO?

CashMoney: YEA

Para: IN THE WOMAN’S FACILITY?

CashMoney: YUP

Para: I AM NOT THAT WAY

CashMoney: O WELL

Para: OFF WITH YOU NOW.

Quotes, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

What the Critics Say About Squackle

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“Ummm…….can we all say that’s a fucked up site??” – whitemagic

“I never squackled in public until I saw this site.” – BALTAUR SAMA

“Squackle just SQUACKS me up!” – D-Fiance

“Squackle made me piss myself, now i laugh wet” – D-Fiance

“o.o;; no” – Korinu

“Um, a collection of odd stuff?” – Para

“Squackle is God” – Vegichan

“Squackle is the place to go to find the cheapest chicken and turkey prices” – Valin Consulting

“Its…weird?” – Ko-chan

“Its a nice funny site with funny stuff there” – Jippii CEO the CEO of Jippii

“Heh…I dunno” – Bob

“This site has a very deep, profound point. No, I have no clue what it is either and if you know commit yourself. As for me, I submitted stuff to this site and am going to take a bath… I feel all dirty.” – Phoenix

“Every time I’m sitting on the pot and taking a dump I think of Squackle” – MyLeftTesticle

“I want to marry squackle!!!!” – The Peaman Thats Not a Man

“I like squackle… in spanish ducks go cua cua…I have mad cow disease…I like chinese.. WOW that rhymes!” – doughnut

“I love peas, well actually I dont, they are gross, and i also like unicorns and long walks on the beach, and um, also, mmmm.. animal sex.. I love squackle.. mooo” – The Peaman Thats Not a Man

“You are all evil … its great!! I love your site” – Stevo

“…Good….[not] bad…..kill [er]…person who made this site [rules]” – Sane Times

“hi my name’s ralph an i think your site sicks ass.  =D” – Poophead

“I’m not gonna waste my data for your stupid web site” – Add None

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6002: stimpyismyname -> Para

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Para doesnt know that this is stimpyismyname, since stimpyismyname is on a sn that is exactly Para’s but with one number more, but it was doubled…yeah…like 7882, when para’s was 782

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stimpyismyname: .

Para: …

stimpyismyname: .

Para: Now this is demented.

stimpyismyname: ur telling me

Para: And whom might you be?

stimpyismyname: what do you mean?

stimpyismyname: brb

stimpyismyname: ok

Para: How long have you had this aim account and how did you find me?

stimpyismyname: g2g!!

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5987: stimpyismyname -> Para

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stimpyismyname: HI, IT’S davepoobond

stimpyismyname: HOW ARE YOU

stimpyismyname: …?

Para: Hi

Para: Sure.

Para: I doubt you are.

stimpyismyname: sure, sure…

stimpyismyname: sO hOw AbOuT tHeM DoDgErs?

Para: …

stimpyismyname: b

stimpyismyname: i

stimpyismyname: n

stimpyismyname: g

stimpyismyname: o

stimpyismyname: and bingo was his name

stimpyismyname: o

stimpyismyname: there was a farmer, had a dog

stimpyismyname: geez im stoned

stimpyismyname: not really…

stimpyismyname: just pumped on heroin

stimpyismyname: so, u wanna tell me why you IMed me?

stimpyismyname: cause ur really friggin annoyin

stimpyismyname: hi, im davepoobond!

stimpyismyname: news at ten

stimpyismyname: OR LATER

stimpyismyname: hmm hmm hmm

stimpyismyname: booyaka

stimpyismyname: wHy DoNt YoU tAlK tO mE (davepoobond), pArA?

Chat Logs, Prank IMs, Stupid IMs

#5982: stimpyismyname -> Para

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stimpyismyname: hello

Para: Hello?

stimpyismyname: my name is Dingo

Para: Good for you.

stimpyismyname: how are you?

Para: Fine, yourself?

stimpyismyname: I’m good

stimpyismyname: davepoobond told me to call you a poo poo head.

Para: ok….

stimpyismyname: ……

stimpyismyname: I’m serious.

Para: AHHHHHH!!!!!! I WILL KILL HIM!!! ARGH!!!!

stimpyismyname: k, have fun.

Para: @$%@$&*%@^%@&^@%%$!!!!!!

stimpyismyname: heh.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5875: Cystum -> Para

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Cystum: hello

Para: Hello

Cystum: male female?

Para: Female

Cystum: whats up tonight?

Para: Um, I would guess something is…or you wouldn’t have contacted me

Cystum: im just floatin around im bored……

Para: Ah, well…join the conversation.

Cystum: there is no convo.

Para: Well, sort of.

Cystum: do you have a picture to trade me?

Cystum: will you bite me?

Para: o.O

Para: Ah you know my past do you?

Para: Well, I can’t help biting…

Para: And if you accidently die..

Para: I can’t be held accountable.

Cystum: (. Y .) its ok……. V”””’v 000

Para: What in gawd’s name is that?

Cystum: do you like beeing food for the imortals?

Para: Not in the least…

Para: Are you asking me to be a blood doll?

Cystum: vmmmv

Cystum: mmmm

Cystum: feed from me

Para: Oh…well, that *would* be a good idea had I been a vampire..

Cystum: im jus fukin wit ya

Para: Sure…

Cystum: its wierd the vampire murders are on now

Para: Oh?

Cystum: what r u doing in a room like this?

Para: Mmm…well, being a cyborg does give one an adavantage with vampires..

Para: And the liquid symbiote in my blood stream makes me…

Para: Disgusting to taste of…

Para: So, I figure I am safe here

Para: advantage*

Cystum: yes you might me

Cystum: you might not……

Para: That and I am not a simple kill..

Cystum: whats your favorite scary movie?

Para: Baby Geniuses..

Cystum: touche…

Para: That is the only movie I had to actually leave in the middle of.

Cystum: i wouldnt even see it

Para: It was at the dollar theatre…I was bored…

Para: Heck, when you have seen just about every movie…

Para: You aren’t too picky after awhile.

Cystum: i have

Cystum: name one ill quote it..

Para: Mmm…

Para: Event Horizon.

Cystum: why that one?

Cystum: thats not a quoteable

Para: “Save yourself from hell”

Para: How about…

Para: House on Haunted Hill

Cystum: QUOTEABLES GOOD MOVIES

Para: Oh, well, you could have said that.

Para: Final Destination.

Cystum: “YOU GUYS COULD DROP DEAD:

Para: *splat*

Cystum: YEP

Para: Mmm…

Para: How about…

Para: Blade

Cystum: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE TO TYRADE ME?

Para: Possibly…

Para: Why would I want to though?

Cystum: I DO TOO

Cystum: I DONT KNOW……

Cystum: PLEASE?

Para: What would be the point?

Cystum: SO WEE COULD TRADE?

Cystum: DO YOU WANT TO?

Para: Fine, send away

Cystum: OK

Cystum: SENT

Cystum: SENT TE REAL ONE

Para: The real one?

Para: That fills me with confidence

Cystum: DID YOU SEE THE FIRST ONE?

Cystum: IT WAS A JOKE LOOK AT IT

Para: Did you just send me something disgusting…

Cystum: YES IM SORRY

Para: I got halfway through the download and canceled it.

Cystum: GOOD IT WAS EEEEEEEEW

Para: Then why did you send it to me?

Cystum: I WAS JUST JOKING….

Para: Uh huh…

Cystum: THE NEXT ONE WAS THE REAL ONE

Para: Sure..

Cystum: R U GONNA SEND ME?

Para: Not after that nasty pic.

Cystum: I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOUR PAYING ATTENTION

Cystum: HELLO?

Para: Yeah?

Cystum: so whats up?

Para: Nothing much, yourself?

Cystum: nutin

Cystum: r u gonna send yours?

Para: Okay…um…you sent me a naked picture.

Para: I don’t have one of those.

Cystum: its ok

Para: I don’t feel bad about that.

Cystum: about what?

Para: Not having a nude pic

Cystum: oh, neither do i

Cystum: hellooooo?

Para: Helloooo on back.

Cystum: r u sending?

Para: Told you…I don’t have any nude and/or weird pics.

Cystum: so can i see a pic of you?

Para: Umm..

Para: Sure..

Cystum: ok

Para: Http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/Gaurdian.jpg

Cystum: whats that?

Para: the URL

Para: Oops..

Para: Guess that was the wrong URL.

Para: Hold up

Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg

Para: Okay…

Para: there ya go.

Cystum: gaurdian, or guardian

Para: Gaurdian

Para: I just checked that URL

Para: It works.

Cystum: whatever it doesnt work and i dont wanna play games

Para: I am serious!

Para: Eh, fine.

Cystum: it doesnt work

Para: did you C&P it?

Para: It is case sensitve

Cystum: ?????

Para: Means that all the things that were capital..

Para: Have to stay that way or it won’t work.

Cystum: ok type it again

Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg

Cystum: HTTP 500 Internal server error

Para: Well, the fact that you have a COMMA in the URL instead of a PERIOD!

Para: May have done it.

Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg

Para: Just click the frickin link!

Cystum: Angelfire page not found

Cystum: ok thats better

Cystum: you are very attractive

Para: Thank you.

Cystum: no thank you

Cystum: what r u?

Para: Human.

Cystum: smart ( l )

Para: Better than being a dumb one, I guess.

Cystum: ok snappy

Para: Uh…yeah…

Cystum: i wanna show you something but you will hate me

Para: ::sighs:: what is it?

Cystum: nuttin….

Para: I don’t exactly feel up to par…so if you could stop trying to be coy…I would appreciate it.

Cystum: forget it

Para: No..go ahead.

Cystum: your not interested want me to leave you alone or sumtin?

Para: Interested in what, may I ask?

Cystum: chatting

Para: No, I am okay.

Para: What did you want to show me?

Cystum: nuttin

Para: -.-

Para: I hate that.

Para: Just tell me.

Cystum: sumtin you could sink your teeth into

Cystum: but you are not an outgoing person i could tell

Para: Do you mean that in a sexual way?

Cystum: you dont like that sort of thing

Para: What? Ripping people appart with my teeth?

Para: Hell, it sounds like fun…where do I sign up?

Cystum: no getting turned on by people looking at your assets

Para: Well, my stock in MicroSoft and Napster isn’t doing too well..

Para: So, I don’t know about that.

Cystum: well i dont know what to tell you

Para: Yeah, I never said I was good with investing..

Para: Curse the 9.95 I spent on that videotape..

Para: They are wrong, you can’t learn to ‘trade with the best of them’ in one week

Cystum: whats up?

Para: I wish, my stock.

Cystum: how old r u?

Para: I am alive..

Para: I seem to be funtioning correctly..

Para: I would assume I have past birth…

Cystum: HOW OLD R U NOW???

Para: Would you like it in the scheme of things….

Para: Of for pities sake..

Para: I am 17

Para: Close to 18

Cystum: Why do you act like that?

Para: Act like what?

Para: I am a grizzled 80 year old woman?

Cystum: wierd

Para: Just call me an old soul.

Cystum: just relax

Para: This is me relaxed, child.

Para: I told you I didn’t feel up to par though

Cystum: could you just talk to me normal

Para: I will…if you take off your caps.

Cystum: i dont have caps on…..

Para: Oh..

Para: Well…silly me.

Cystum: yes silly you

Para: Thanks..

Para: You are wonderful for the ID aren’t you?

Para: Id*

Cystum: id* ???

Para: uh yeah…

Para: You know of the word?

Cystum: i think im gonna leave…………..

Para: Sorry about that.

Para: When I feel like my esophagus wants to climb its way out of my mouth..

Para: I get testy.

Para: It’s nothing personal.

Cystum: you keep losing me

Para: I feel nauseated.

Para: I think I am gonna hurl

Cystum: stick sumtin in your mouth

Para: That is what I mean.

Para: …

Para: Uh, yeah…

Cystum: uh,yeah

Para: Puts a new spin on projectile vomiting…

Cystum: i could make you gag

Para: You want me to throw up on you?

Para: How…

Para: interesting.

Cystum: no just gag

Para: Okay, you know of the gag reflex…correct?

Cystum: no…

Para: Well, that is what causes you to gag when something is stuck down your throat..

Para: Consequently…some people throw up when tha tis engaged

Para: that is**

Cystum: that is?

Para: I typoed..

Para: I was just correcting it.

Cystum: when what is engaged?

Para: Your gag reflex

Cystum: mine?

Para: Oh heavens…forget it.

Cystum: im fucking with you Cystum: your gag reflex

Para: Okay, maybe you doing that isn’t the best idea..

Para: You are just making me think that you are extremely stupid.

Cystum: duh no imstupid not

Para: Yes, that is endearing…

Cystum: i like deers……..

Para: You’re kidding..

Para: You have got to be kidding…

Cystum: dduuuuuuuh

Para: If not…seek help

Para: Do you do this often?

Cystum: what?

Para: Pretend to be a complete slack-jawed moron?

Cystum: yes that sounds like me

Para: Well, as long as your nights are full.

Para: Have fun.

Cystum: i am

Para: As for me…I grow weary…

Para: I think I shall call it a night.

Cystum: but it has just begun

Para: Joy..

Para: Well, just slap a to be continued sticker on it

Cystum: i cannot do that

Para: Well…

Cystum: i must finish tonight

Para: Well..

Para: You can always play with yourself…

Para: G’day

Cystum: wanna see?

Para: Not really

Cystum: heheheheh

Cystum: g’night have a wonderful sleep

Cystum: may passion fill your dreams

Para: Thanks…

Para: You too..

Cystum: and may your dreams be filled with passion

Para: Don’t hurt yourself now

Cystum: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

(I have to admit, that was so stupid it hurt…) (Just goes to show you, don’t ever write anything that you don’t want read back to you later)

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#5874: davepoobond -> Para

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What Para doesn’t know is that davepoobond is actually IMing her with a different screen name…teehee!

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davepoobond: hidaho

Para: ?

davepoobond: hallo

Para: You are?

davepoobond: me

Para: More specific?

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: spe…cific?

Para: OoOoO, I have a new person to put on AOL ignore, I love that.

davepoobond: no!

davepoobond: i’ll tell you who told me your sn

Para: That is?

davepoobond: briboy

Para: I don’t know them..

davepoobond: he said you were a real BITCH

davepoobond: and you get a boner when you see a naked lizard

davepoobond: and you like conversations about cinnamon and gay sex

davepoobond: he’s not on now though

davepoobond: so, dont try to IM him

davepoobond: …hello?

Para: You need to take an anatomy lesson…

davepoobond: …i do?

davepoobond: why?

Para: Boner and being female don’t exactly go together..

davepoobond: ….so

davepoobond: i’m only saying wat he said

davepoobond: to tell you

Para: And you are talking to me, why?

davepoobond: cuz…he told me too

davepoobond: he’d give me 15 beenz if i did

Para: Did the cinnamon comment and gay sex interest you? Because I am not into that, and you are wasting your time.

davepoobond: I’M ONLY TELLING YOU WAT HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

Para: Uh huh