Q: If spinach makes Popeye strong, what makes him romantic?
A: Olive Oyl, of course!
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what is extracted from olives?
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BUSINESSMAN: “I hate gin and vermouth.”
SECRETARY: “Then why do you have twelve martinis for lunch every day?”
BUSINESSMAN: “I can’t help myself. I love olives.”
Joke #12005
“Doctor, you put my wife on a sardine diet. For two months she ate nothing but sardines.”
“Did she lose weight?”
“Sure she lost weight, but now every time she takes a bath, she fills the tub with olive oil.”
pracjee
pracjee – v. to juggle olives
palmeiro
palmeiro – n. a green olive that has a little piece of crap in the hole (instead of that red thing)