Captain Cafeteria Man – n. a cafeteria man with a peg leg that leads the cafeteria and enforces all the policies
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Captain Cafeteria Lady
Captain Cafeteria Lady – n. a cafeteria lady with a peg leg that leads a high school cafeteria and enforces all the policies
capper shorts
capper shorts – n. the stubbiest stubby shorts you can wear in Aussie Rules footy. Warwick Capper wore the stubbiest stubby shorts in AFL which is where this word is derived from.
cantake
cantake – n. an allergic reaction to semen
cantablop
cantablop – n. a 3 hour German film about cabbage
candy pie
candy pie – n. a pie full of random candies that are melted
candusima
candusima – n. a candisuma cart out on Main Street at Disneyland <see candisuma>
candisuma
candisuma – n. an infected hot dog
camo-cough
camo-cough – n. a phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a watermelon or to alert potential turd burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an astaire <see watermelon, turd burglars, and astaire>
camerod
camerod – n. female form of “nimrod”
;} a woman who has done something stupid.
Ex. And then I said, “Maggie’s a real camerod!”
Camberat
Camberat – n. the name of an nonexistant city used to evade certain arguments.
Ex. ‘What did you do yesterday?’.’Ehm… I went to Camberat’
califill
califill – n. a mean fart
califarizee
califarizee – n. a redneck living in California
calder
calder – n. the act of being disturbed
;} an evil place on the dark side of the moon.
cadce
cadce – n. a store that gangsters buy their clothes at