“I cant…um…stress this enough”
– Ms. Signs
Tag Archives: Ms. Signs
Quote #15668
“Happy as a, tall as a, short as a, sad as a, stupid a a. I am like the night, stupid and stupid”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15667
“Joe ja”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15666
“Baad, awesome, groooovay”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15665
“Yeah. ew”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15664
“I’m gonna give you a 30 second Punch Holes In Your Paper Break”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15663
“Or or Nor”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15662
“Mack and cheese”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15661
“sometimes things get a little funkay”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15660
“players let us know who the some are”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15659
“a hero isn’t a hero just because he saves people’s lives”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15658
“everybody is singular”
– Ms. Signs
The Grasshopper and the Ant
As told by Ms. Signs.
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Once upon a time, in the land of fairy tales, there lived an ant and a grasshopper. The ant knew how to separate work time from free time. At the beginning of each day, this ant would get up early and collect food to store for the winter. He had a lot of food saved up by the end of the summer. The grasshopper was a different story, he was very lazy. He kept saying he would do the work tomorrow. The ant warned the grasshopper that unless he sacrificed some free time to work, he might find himself dying of starvation when winter came. The grasshopper didn’t pay attention. He kept sleeping late, playing Nintendo games, and not working at all. Suddenly, winter came. The ant was successful in storing his food he went into his ant pile to rest, the grasshopper was cold and hungry. He hadn’t built a house, or stored any food. If this story were a true fairy tale, the grasshopper would have died, because he was unprepared. However, this ending reflects the true nature of ants and grasshoppers. In this story, the grasshopper decides to eat the ant, and take all his food.
A (stupid) Story
As told by Ms. Signs.
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I was trying to cross the dance floor to the phone, but getting through the crowd was like trying to part the Red Sea. Since I’m more of a Woody Allen than a David Robinson, I decided to give peace a chance and wait for a while. Suddenly, I saw a virtual Mel Gibson who looked lost. I decided to play the Good Samaritan and go help him out. I hoped he wouldn’t see me as the Elephant Man’s Twin sister or something. Unfortunately, these Beavis and Butthead characters started trying to talk to me and they wouldn’t go away. it was like I was Linda Hamilton in “The Terminator.” They kept staring at me as if I were dressed like Madonna. One of them was even wearing a hat like Gilligan! By the time I ditched them, the Mel Gibson character had pulled a Jimmy Hoffa.
Quote #6696
“when answering the last test question, Jim’s pen broke”
– Ms. Signs