“I could care less about orange juice”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“I could care less about orange juice”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“Is cherry a percentage, or is kiwi a percentage?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“that’s a good English evaluation”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“answer has no meaning”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“evaluate does not mean solve”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“negative signs blablle”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“flipping fractions!”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“the keyword is aup oh zit”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“aup oh zit”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“subtraction is tricky”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“Big fat red bar above it”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“With each example they give you a solution”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“There is a new thing here. Called a ‘table'”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“5 is greater than 7. True or False?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“5 plus 7 is a new number called 12!”
– Mr. Shaft-Man