“we have good ol’ Aunt Sally which means we do addition last”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“we have good ol’ Aunt Sally which means we do addition last”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“excuse. please excuse exponents”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“double negative becomes a plus”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“the word ‘of’ tells us we’re going to multiply”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“the word times is in that question”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“how many laps did we do?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“somethings missing. Find the missing piece”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“ahh ok. you’re sorta there”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“what is solve?”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“ahhhh! now you’re talking!”
::points::
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“this is your foursies”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“I writ them down”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Note: yes, he used “writ”
“you’ve got to know your twosies”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“we’re gonna go alphabetical”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“unless they give me a volume of orange juice or percentage, I could care less”
– Mr. Shaft-Man