There once was a man from Mantucket.
But he didn’t like Mantucket
So he went to Disney World

He then road all day and all night
To catch the masked porno stealer!

Die porno stealer he said
And he bashed the porno stealers nuts in with a shovel!

The porno man died
So Mr. Guy went back to Mantucket
And killed everyone cause he hated poor people.
Mantucket is the ghetto! God dam ghettoians!