Reporter: “Stop the presses, stop the presses!”
Editor: “You have a big story?”
Reporter: “No, but I left my lunch on one of them this morning.”
Reporter: “Stop the presses, stop the presses!”
Editor: “You have a big story?”
Reporter: “No, but I left my lunch on one of them this morning.”
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilized