VINNY: “My dad invented a mint for long distance runners.”
WINNY: “What does he call it?”
VINNY: “An out-of-breath mint.”
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“Colonel Lee, you’ve had too many juleps,” scolded Mrs. Lee. “Sir, you’re in no condition to go out.”
“That’s not true,” the Colonel argued. “Dear lady, I’ll have you know that I’m in mint condition.”
treemint
treemint – n. a tree-flavored mint
kilmer
kilmer – n. a very small mint
cedream
cedream – n. an obscenely large mint
byed
byed – n. an ass flavored mint