Q: What did the worm say when the other worm asked it to marry him?
A: I can’t — I’m your other end, silly!
Tag Archives: marriage
Joke #11324
Q: Why is the letter V like a newlywed?
A: Because it’s always in love.
Joke #11321
Mike: I’ve been asked to get married hundreds of times.
Marissa: By whom?
Mike: My parents.
Joke #11302
Q: Whom do birds marry?
A: Their tweet hearts.
Joke #11298
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get married.
Joke #11107
Q: What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed?
A: We’re too young, we cantaloupe.
Joke #10789
Girl: My boyfriend has been telling everybody he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.
Friend: Oh, what a shame. And after all the time you two have been dating!
hazun
hazun – v. to get married without a priest
Joke #8999
Q: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
A: It’s called a Wedding Cake.
Joke #8998
I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Joke #8867
You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.
So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.
He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!”
Joke #7825
Q: Where do two bunnies go after they get married?
A: On their bunnymoon!