Q: Who is the all-time favorite actress among pet lizards?
A: E-Lizard-beth Taylor!
Tag Archives: lizard
Quote #14693
“welcome to the place I’m gonna drain my lizard”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
Joke #11536
Q: What do you get if you cross a lizard with a baseball player?
A: An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.