Q: What knows it’s A-B-C’s, but can’t see anything?
A: A dictionary.
Tag Archives: letters
Joke #11669
Q: What four letters would frighten a timid visitor from space?
A: O I C U.
Joke #11433
Ray: The hissing snakes slithered in the grass. How many s’s in that?
Bob: Uh…seven?
Ray: No. There aren’t any s’s in THAT!
Joke #11375
Brenda: Hey, you put too many stamps on that letter.
Michelle: Uh-oh. I hope it doesn’t go too far now!
Joke #11324
Q: Why is the letter V like a newlywed?
A: Because it’s always in love.
senthenth
senthenth – n. 2 letters that don’t like each other
gimtsoin
gimtsoin – v. to love a specific letter.
Ex. 1: I gimtsoin A.
2: What do you gimtsoin?
eegmy
eegmy – v. to make numbers into letters
deirfoo
deirfoo – v. to make letters into numbers