davepoobond: are you potty trained?

kiki: umm well I thought I was..but I think I am getting on potty trained…why do you ask?

davepoobond: no reason

davepoobond: hahahaha

kiki: hmm well r u a guy or a girl?

davepoobond: guy

kiki: hmm do you eat bannanas?

davepoobond: yep

davepoobond: lots of them

kiki: no wonder you are so weird! you obviously need some peanutbutter..well you came to the right place I am a peanut god

davepoobond: coooooooooooool

kiki: yup so go over there and get some peanutbutter—>

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kiki: —————>

kiki: got it?

davepoobond: uhhhhhhh

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: no

kiki: good now you will come flying into the clouds and jump on the frogs w/ me?! ok?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i will

kiki: you are the shit dude

kiki: straight from the cat’s ass

davepoobond: mmhmm

kiki: j/k

davepoobond: you are too

davepoobond: right from the baby’s smelly diaper

kiki: hehe

kiki: well I don’t think that I wanna be that shit…baby’s are like pop they are good untill they make you sick then you can’t stand them

davepoobond: yeah and

kiki: exactly

davepoobond: unh hunh

kiki: where do you live and why?

davepoobond: earth, because i was damned

davepoobond: i sleep on a bed of bowling balls

kiki: i sorry you can come sleep on the grass w/ me…but it is snowing but that’s ok we can make snow angles