Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun-uh
Jack got high and popped his fly
And asked Jill if she wannna-uh
Jill said yes and popped her chest
And then they had sum fun-uh
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son-uh
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
To fetch a pail
of water.
Jack fell down
and broke his crown,
And sued the farmer
and his daughter.