First The IM
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IrknInvaderZim: katerina asigiri recommended you
Holmes: i see
Holmes: did she tell you anything…personal? or else i might have to get rid of her…
IrknInvaderZim: no
Holmes: ok good
Holmes: what is it you want
IrknInvaderZim: the password to the lab on nick .com
Holmes: how badly do you need this password
IrknInvaderZim: i need it very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: badly
Holmes: ok kid shut up i get the point
IrknInvaderZim: heehee sorry
Holmes: well the password isn’t too hard, you’d probablly know it
IrknInvaderZim: but i don’t
Holmes: kid sometimes the answers in life can’t always come on a plate made out of answers, you have to figure some things out for yourself
Holmes: i will help you
Holmes: realize the answer
IrknInvaderZim: the question is what did i tell the earth children i wanted to be when i grew up
Holmes: well..
Holmes: think about it
IrknInvaderZim: IrknInvaderZim8chatroom
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Then The Chat!
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OnlineHost: *** You are in “IrknInvaderZim8”. ***
Holmes: invader zim rules
IrknInvaderZim: hello i need information
IrknInvaderZim: i had to many ims open on my screen i needed space
IrknInvaderZim: anyways who knows what the password is
TheMisFit kid23: invite calvin7mallory
Holmes: cheese?
IrknInvaderZim: ok
Holmes: invite katerina
Ssj4bardok: hi evry1
Holmes: hi
Katerina Asigiri: hi
Jamx2blah: hey
Holmes: so whats evryone’s favorite color?
Holmes: come on
Holmes: don’t be shy
Ssj4bardok: black
Jamx2blah: green
Jamx2blah: although right now its purple
Holmes: blue rules!
Holmes: hopin on the ban wagon, eh?
TheMisFit kid23: bye
Jamx2blah: eh, i guess
IrknInvaderZim: shut up!!@ok down to business what is the password to the lab on nick.com
Holmes: we’ll get to that
Holmes: but first
Holmes: we have to play a game of who can guess how many letters are in the alphabet
Holmes: anyone?
Holmes: um ok…
Holmes: forget that
IrknInvaderZim: 26
Holmes: CORRECT!
Katerina Asigiri: No it’s not
Holmes: oh yeah silly me
Holmes: you forgot punctuation and numbers
Holmes: and plus capitalized letters
IrknInvaderZim: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyx count’ em
Holmes: forget it next game
Jamx2blah: righttt
Holmes: to get the answer of the zim question
Holmes: tell me how many bricks are in the wall of china
Holmes: starting…
Holmes: NOW!
Ssj4bardok: 100003949
IrknInvaderZim: 256,987,543
Jamx2blah: 20,000,000
Ssj4bardok: 9424532543
Katerina Asigiri: too many
Holmes: correct katerina!
Ssj4bardok: damn
Jamx2blah: cry cry
Holmes: i will tell you the password
Holmes: after you answer this question
Jamx2blah: …
Ssj4bardok: ask a fight club question
Holmes: ok
Ssj4bardok: awesome
Holmes: what does the movie fight club start out with?
Jamx2blah: dude w/ gun in his mouth
Ssj4bardok: people are always asking me if i know tyler durden
Holmes: no silly it starts out as film on a movie reel
Jamx2blah: d u kno tyler durden?
Holmes: duh
Jamx2blah: …
Holmes: next question
Ssj4bardok: i thought that was only a thing on the dvd
Holmes: well you thought wrong
Ssj4bardok: ask another fight club question
Holmes: next question
Jamx2blah: dont think so
IrknInvaderZim: stop
IrknInvaderZim: stop
IrknInvaderZim: stops
Jamx2blah: i agree
Katerina Asigiri: but why?
Jamx2blah: …
Holmes: <–stopped
IrknInvaderZim: please tell me the password
Ssj4bardok: cuz i have supreme knowledge of fight club
Holmes: calm down
Holmes: relax
Ssj4bardok: i can tell you the 5 leading roles and the actors who played them
Holmes: count to 5
Holmes: thats great
Jamx2blah: cuz itz annoying..YOU LIE i have the supreme knowlege of that movie
IrknInvaderZim: 1 2 3 4 5
Holmes: you can count
Ssj4bardok: tyler durden, “jack” marla singer, “angel face
Holmes: ok enough
Ssj4bardok: brad pitt edward norton, helena bonham carter, meat loaf aday, jared leto
IrknInvaderZim: HURRY UP WHAT PART OF THAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!
Holmes: hey
Jamx2blah: brad pitt, eeee!
Holmes: don’t talk to me like that
Holmes: i know the password
Ssj4bardok: hell muthafucken yeah
Holmes: and i can take as much time as i want to
Ssj4bardok: lolz
IrknInvaderZim: Gawd im tired of this!!!
Holmes: ok
Holmes: next question
Jamx2blah: drool, brad….
Holmes: what do i want to be when i grow up
IrknInvaderZim: while im alive please
Jamx2blah: a hobo?
Ssj4bardok: othapedist!!
Ssj4bardok: an eleohant!!
Holmes: WRONG!
Ssj4bardok: elephant**
Holmes: a othapedist hobo!
Holmes: duh!!!
Jamx2blah: lol
IrknInvaderZim: lol
Holmes: next question
Ssj4bardok: u forgot the elephant
Holmes: no i didn’t forget
IrknInvaderZim: stupid
Holmes: elephant is not a god job
Jamx2blah: hehe
Holmes: all you get is peanuts
Holmes: next question
Holmes: who created AOL?
IrknInvaderZim: i dunno
Ssj4bardok: the person who created aol!!!
Katerina Asigiri: the Devil
Jamx2blah: anole?
Holmes: WRONG!’
Holmes: i did
Holmes: next question
Ssj4bardok: well, i was still right
IrknInvaderZim: uh huh sure
Jamx2blah: ur bill gates arent you
Holmes: no
Holmes: i wish!
Jamx2blah: dont lie!
Holmes: HHAHAHAHAHA
Holmes: fine
Holmes: i’m bill gates
Holmes: and i’m going to buy you out
Jamx2blah: yay, i knew it
IrknInvaderZim: bill gates created microsoft stupid
Katerina Asigiri: heh
Jamx2blah: that still doesnt mean hes bill gates
Holmes: how would you know if i was or wasn;t bill gates?
IrknInvaderZim: i need the password people
Holmes: i mean come on, what if i was pretending to be normal
Ssj4bardok: theyre stalking you
Jamx2blah: i stuper powers
Holmes: i can give you the passwords to over 300 networks
Ssj4bardok: GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!
Holmes: 50 secret networks
IrknInvaderZim: ???
Jamx2blah: lol
Holmes: CIA network
Ssj4bardok: RUN DAMMIT!!!
Holmes: but sorry, i forgot the password for the invader zim website
Holmes: next question
Jamx2blah: ::she explodes::
Katerina Asigiri: oooh… lookie the fireworks
Holmes: what is the meaning of life
Ssj4bardok: <covers face>
IrknInvaderZim: i wish i could explode
Ssj4bardok: to die
Holmes: …
Holmes: your very depressed
Holmes: seek help
Ssj4bardok: i know i am
Ssj4bardok: but i have a hell of a time
Holmes: to much invader zim, watch something thats happier, like mr. rogers neighborhood
Jamx2blah: …
Holmes: “it’s all good in the neighborhod”
Jamx2blah: ..
Holmes: .
Ssj4bardok: im sorry…i think that if there is a god…life is just one big sick joke
Holmes: anyways no one cares what you think
Ssj4bardok: thats my outlook
Holmes: next question
Jamx2blah: me too, damn the irony of it all
IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((radar)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ssj4bardok: <blip>
Holmes: ok guys if this was the “cry your brains out” chat rom
Holmes: thats what it would be called
Jamx2blah: vapor transmission BZZZZZZZ
IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((>((((((((((((((((((((((((((radar)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ssj4bardok: <blip>
Holmes: yur scaring me
Jamx2blah: heh
IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>(((((((((((radar))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Holmes: ok truth is i never knew the damn password
IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>((radar))))))))))))))))))))))
Holmes: i JUST WANTED ATTENTION
Ssj4bardok: <blip>
Jamx2blah: i think you lost it bill
IrknInvaderZim: <>^}]{{]][[][]{}}[]}{][))9(8*&6^%$#4##@2!5^7%5$757″:’?.?<?>/><,>?,>,>
Holmes: yes i did
Holmes: bye