nomeknowsdoodoobneed – v. to wear a suit and eat strawberries while sitting out in front of Home Depot for 8 hours. You also read a newspaper and talk to your friends while doing this.
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Joke #18712
We have a new employee, Jose, at the local Home Depot and has proven to be very knowledgeable and helpful to the sawdust-challenged like myself.
Yesterday I needed his guidance after ruining several pieces of wood with my newly purchased belt sander.
A fast trip to the store led to the retro question,
“Do you know the way to sand, Jose?”
Home Depot
Home Depot – n. a place that hires stupid kids and lesbians, but not an experienced handyman