A young hillbilly couple went to the state fair and tried the tunnel of love for the first time.  After they came out, a friend asked the hillbilly how it was.

“I didn’t like it,” answered the boy.  “It was dark and scary and we got soaking wet.”

The friend was confused.  “Did the boat leak?” he asked.

The hillbilly looked at him in surprise and said, “There’s a boat?”