“Last time I talked to Janice, they were playing Telephone Tag”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Last time I talked to Janice, they were playing Telephone Tag”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“He’s the happiest little pumpkin that God put breath into”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“gew gew gow gow goow”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“…he owns like a thousand acres in Oregon”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“So then, oh oh oh oh x plus 1 is eleven”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
::gasp::
“I GET IT! I FINALLY GET IT!”
“no you don’t”
“yes, i do”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Get the 76 balls with a pump handle thing on it”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“You probably feel like you could go on exploring forever, but….”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“This garbage is new, you’re doing it wrong”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Uf is uf”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Okay, guys. Don’t-play-with-wood!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
::squeaky, beany voice::
“You should be wearing rubber!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Sit on your hands!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“HEY! Give me my wood!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“Stop feeling my wood”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school