Nose: Ibanez
(Nose pets the guitar he has in his hands)
Nose: beautiful, sleek….owned…by dave
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Tag Archives: guitar
Joke #5427
Q: What kind of guitars do whales play?
A: Eel-letric guitars
vwine
vwine – v. to play pretend guitar on a shotgun
varhel
varhel – n. a doctor that plays guitar
szcznesniak
szcznesniak – n. a guitar made of bubble gum
splooge
splooge – n. the motion of new guitar strings as they are unwound for the first time, when they’re not stored straight
puitar
puitar – n. a two string guitar
nouitar
nouitar – n. a guitar with no strings
mushamk
mushamk – v. to sit on a toilet, singing “I’m singing in the bathroom” while playing a guitar
juitar
juitar – n. a three string guitar
ihaf
ihaf – n. a guitar case full of guns
gwuitar
gwuitar – n. a four string guitar
fwuitar
fwuitar – n. a one string guitar
egstad
egstad – v. to play a guitar non-stop until your fingers fall off