GOLFER: “I am certainly not playing my usual game today.”
CADDY: “What game is that?”
GOLFER: “I am certainly not playing my usual game today.”
CADDY: “What game is that?”
A handicapped golfer is one who plays with his boss.
GOLFER: “Tell me, caddy, are you good at finding lost golf balls?”
CADDY: “You bet I am.”
GOLFER: “Great! Now go find me one so we can start this game.”
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes: “Whack, Dang!”
A bad skydiver goes: “Dang! Whack.”
OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – aol secrets”. ***
Ami: «=§©§=» Amber «=§©§=»
Ami: (¯`’·.¸©(¯`’·.¸© Amber ©¸.·’´¯)©¸.·’´¯)
Avoiding: argg..
Ami: hehe
Ami: works
Avoiding: you mIRC idlers 😛
davepoobond: well, anybody gonna tell me any secrets?
Avoiding: Secret # 1
Avoiding: i am a whore
Avoiding: there..
Avoiding: thats all i know
davepoobond: thats no secret!
Avoiding: iiiiiiiiiii
Ami: im out
Ami: g nite
OnlineHost: Ami has left the room.
davepoobond: are you a bearded lady?
OnlineHost: Golfer has entered the room.
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Avoiding: not long enough
Avoiding: yes i am
Avoiding: thank you for noticing
davepoobond: do u speak sphanish?
davepoobond: svanish
davepoobond: something like that
Golfer: ok I want to know some secrets that I dont know
Avoiding: no i speak 3 forms of jibberish
davepoobond: ok, secret #1
davepoobond: AOL is run by non-other than Steve Case’s dog
davepoobond: skippy
Avoiding: no no
Avoiding: skippy is dead
Golfer: lol
davepoobond: no?
Avoiding: i shot him the leg
davepoobond: oh yeah, i forgot
Avoiding: he ran off into the road
Avoiding: and got hit by a car