Q: Why did Tigger hop through the woods?
A: He didn’t want to step on Pooh.
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I Asked God
I asked for a flower,
He gave me a garden.
I asked for a tree,
He gave me a forest.
I asked for a river,
He gave me an ocean.
I asked for a friend,
He gave me “YOU.”
Joke #9269: One Froggy Evening
An old man was walking in the forest when he heard by his feet a very weak voice.
He bent down to look and saw that the voice came from a little frog:
“I’m a beautiful, erotic and sensual princess, skilled in all the carnal pleasures of love. An evil queen, envious of my charms, turned me into a frog, but if you kiss me I will once again be a fair maiden, and I will provide you with all the joys and delights of my voluptuous temperament and my ardent lust.”
The old man picked up the little frog and put her into his pocket.
Bewildered, the frog looked out and asked:
“What, you’re not going to kiss me?”
“Nope,” replied the old man. “At my age it’s more fun to have a talking frog than a sex maniac.”
Joke #9230
Two women were walking through the forest when they heard a voice from under a log.
Investigating, the women discovered the voice was coming from a frog: “Help me, ladies! I am an investment banker who, through an evil witch’s curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!”
The first woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag.
The second woman, aghast, screamed, “Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into an investment banker?”
The second woman replied, “Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than an investment banker!”
horshack
horshack – n. a balloon forest, where everything is balloons and balloon animals