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Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8589: Firestarter -> lizzyakachivis

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Firestarter: hi lo

lizzyakachivis: asl

Firestarter: 483.67/depends/all of the above

lizzyakachivis: what

Firestarter: xatly

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: I must know r u the real slim shady? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: well

Firestarter: r u?

Firestarter: ANSWER ME!

lizzyakachivis: what i wasn’t paying attention

Firestarter: I must know r u the real slim shady?

lizzyakachivis: yea

Firestarter: I FIGURED THAT MUCH

Firestarter: NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW

lizzyakachivis: i’m very wil and i’m very sexy

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: NOW SOMETHING ELSE

lizzyakachivis: and you tell me something i dont know

Firestarter: WELL I OPEN MOUTH KISSED A HORSE ONCE

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: IM NOT LYING

lizzyakachivis: yea you actually did that

Firestarter: OR DID I?

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE?

lizzyakachivis: i would have to say that once i humped this guy when he wasn’t looking

lizzyakachivis: it was a dare

Firestarter: U REALLY R A SICK LITTLE FREAK ARENT YOU!?

lizzyakachivis: yep

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: GO AWAY NOW!

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: IM SERIOUS

Firestarter: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lizzyakachivis: k bye

Firestarter: BYE

Firestarter: SICK FREAK!

lizzyakachivis: k bye

lizzyakachivis: damn

lizzyakachivis: at least i didn’t kiss a fucken horse

Firestarter: UR ON CANDID CAMERA!

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: GO TO WWW.SQUACKLE.COM IT IS ALL ABOUT STUPID POST LIKE THIS YOU WERE CHOSEN AS A RANDOM VICTIM NO HARD FEELINGS K?

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: SORRY IF YOU WERE OFFENDED IN ANY WAY

lizzyakachivis: no i wasn’t

lizzyakachivis: i wasn’t telling the true anyway

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8588: Firestarter -> kitty

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Firestarter: HI

kitty: hello

kitty: asl?

Firestarter: 3.149526935…../Z/ STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

kitty: hm?

Firestarter: PI

Firestarter: DO YOU LIKE TO BURN THINGS

Firestarter: ?????

kitty: sure

kitty: weirdo

Firestarter: IM WIERD?

Firestarter: DID YOU JUST INSULT ME OR SOMETHING?

Firestarter: WELL DID YOU? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: GREAT NOW I M LEFT HERE TO HAVE A CONVER SATION WITH MYSELF

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: SO HOWS IT GOIN

Firestarter: NOT BAD U/

Firestarter: PRETTY GOOD BUT I HATE THOSE COWARDLY PEOPLE THAT TRY TO INSULT
YOU BUT SUCK AT IT

Firestarter: YEAH AND THEN THEY RUN AWAY AND THINK THEY DID SOMETHING COOL

Firestarter: I HATE THAT

Firestarter: ME TOO

Firestarter: ALL OF YOU THAT DO THAT SUCK!

Firestarter: HELL YEAH

Firestarter: THEY SHOULD DIE OF EBOLA AND BE DIPPED IN FULL SYTRENGH HYDROCHLORIC ACID!

Firestarter: OR HOW BOUT NOT YOU STUPID PSYCHO!

Firestarter: YOU SAY PSYCHO LIKE ITS A BAD THING!

Firestarter: I GUESS YOUR RIGHT

Firestarter: OR I COULD SEE A THERAPIST TO SORT OUT MY SHIZOPHRENIA

Firestarter: WHY

Firestarter: THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE POPPING BUBBLE WRAP IS CHEAP

Firestarter: YOULL SEE

Firestarter: OK THAT SOUNDS WORTH A TRY SEE U LATER

Firestarter: OK BYE

Stupid IMs, Prank IMs, Chat Logs

#8587: Firestarter -> sandygurl

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Firestarter: HI

sandygurl: hi

Firestarter: HOW R U

sandygurl: fine

Firestarter: KOOL

sandygurl: u?

Firestarter: NOT GOOD IM DYSLEXIC SO FORGUVE MT YTPENGI

sandygurl: oh

Firestarter: I M AN INSOMNIAC SO I DONT SLEEP BUT ON RARE OCCASIONS

sandygurl: i have read about people who r dyslexic

Firestarter: I AM ALSO SCHIZOPHRENIC PARANOIA SO THE VOICES SCARE ME AND I CANT EVEN HOLD A NONVIOLENT CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF

Firestarter: IT SUCKS BEING ME

sandygurl: wow

sandygurl: u should love yourself

Firestarter: U R THE FIRST PERSON TO BELIVERK MY

sandygurl: thats sad

Firestarter: I WOULDNT KNOW I DONT EXPERIENCE HUMAN EMOTION SUCH AS SADNESS

Firestarter: WWW.SQUACKLE.COM

sandygurl: whats that?

Firestarter: THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE ME

Firestarter: BUT NOT AS BAD

Firestarter: THEY ARE PSYCHO

Firestarter: BUT NOT BAD PSYCHO

sandygurl: hey u want me 2 add u 2 my list?u can talk 2 me or just let out all your anger

Firestarter: I WAS JUST JOKING

Firestarter:

Firestarter:

Firestarter: WOW

Firestarter: THAT FELT GOOD

sandygurl: what?

Firestarter: BUT I REALLY M PATANOID AND DYSLEXIC

Firestarter: PARANOID

Firestarter: **

sandygurl: hey can i add u 2 my list?

Firestarter: SORRY IF I LED YOU ON A LITTLE

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: BY THE WAY ASL?

Firestarter: WHAT IS UR KNICKNAME

Firestarter: THINGY

sandygurl: call me anything

Firestarter: I KNOW “PSYCHO LOVER

Firestarter: OK?

sandygurl: ?

Firestarter: NICK NAME

Firestarter: THING

sandygurl: call me retarded

Firestarter: OK IF YOU WANT

sandygurl: ok

Firestarter: ASL?

sandygurl: i called u bird

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: ASL?

Firestarter: WELL???

sandygurl: well what?

Firestarter: ASL?

BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: AGE SEX LOCATION?

sandygurl: why?

Firestarter: TO MAKE SURE UR NOT SOME MID FORTIES GUY WITH57 CATS AND ONE NOSTRIL GETTING HIS JOLLIES OFF FOOLIN KIDS

Firestarter: AGE SEX LOCATION? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: what?

Firestarter: huh?

Firestarter: what?

Firestarter: open the gate!

sandygurl: ?

Firestarter: asl

sandygurl: no

Firestarter: fine!

sandygurl: fine what

Firestarter: i dont know

Firestarter: do you?

sandygurl: no……………..no i dont

Firestarter: ok i g2g any way bye

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8586: isuck -> Firestarter

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isuck: hey

Firestarter: hi

isuck: hey

isuck: a/s/l

Firestarter: 15 m alcatraz

isuck: 14 f fl

isuck: wheres alcatraz?

Firestarter: san fransisco

isuck: oh

isuck: cool

Firestarter: u cannot track me im using a laptop!

isuck: neither can u

Firestarter: sorry im a bit paranoid

isuck: yes i can tell

Firestarter: really me too!

isuck: yeah so wats up?

Firestarter: the ceiling

isuck: um lol

isuck:

isuck: lalala

Firestarter: doo dee dooo dee do

isuck: dum de lum pipi hehe

Firestarter: goo hum bag joop ee gunk!

isuck: man we’re really bored

Firestarter: yup

isuck: u said it buster

Firestarter: hu hi gum bo

Firestarter: gumbo is good

Firestarter: mmmmmmmmm gumbo

isuck: illl gumbo

Firestarter: i like gumbo

isuck: whats gumbo?

Firestarter: mmmmmmmmmmmm cajun

isuck: illlll

isuck: j/k

isuck: i dont know what that is

Firestarter: stew with shrimp and spicy and good and rice and more good

Firestarter: and other stuff!

lFirestarter: www.squackle.com

Firestarter: www.squackle.com

Firestarter: www.squackle.com

isuck: sounds good

isuck: what is that?

Firestarter: funny stuff

Firestarter: not a porn site

isuck: k i’ll go

Firestarter: y does every 1 think that?

Firestarter: sign up

Firestarter: free and no info giving

isuck: i did think that

isuck: i didnt

isuck: sorry

Firestarter: not even your first name

isuck: ok

Firestarter: mine is ezekiel

isuck: mine is geraldine

Firestarter: no mine is zachariah

isuck: oh

Firestarter: nope it is zeb

isuck: fok whats ur real name???

isuck: ok*

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

isuck: ok zeb

Firestarter: ezekiel didnt i tell you before?!

isuck: no

BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: jk its josh

isuck: omg whats ur real name?

Firestarter: yes really

isuck: ur confusing me

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

isuck: ok josh u better not be lieing

Firestarter: seriously

Firestarter: ok

isuck: ok i trust u

Firestarter: you really shouldn’t

isuck: why?

isuck: not ur real name?

Firestarter: im psycho

isuck: cool

Firestarter: thats why im n alcatraz

isuck: ??

Firestarter: alcatraz is a jail

Firestarter: asylum sorry

isuck: no it aint

Firestarter: y do i have to educate every one to what alcatraz is ?

Firestarter: dont people know their own history

Firestarter: ???

isuck: no im dumb

Firestarter: that makes one of us

isuck: yeah

isuck: i guess

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8563: justthe2ofus1994 -> Firestarter

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justthe2ofus1994: she sure did

Firestarter: i like soup

Firestarter: you are a coffee

justthe2ofus1994: sure

Firestarter: i thought so

justthe2ofus1994: really??????

Firestarter: yeah i have esp

justthe2ofus1994: wat does that mean

Firestarter: extra sensory perseption

Firestarter: retard

justthe2ofus1994: fag

Firestarter: you spealt what rong

Firestarter: qweer

justthe2ofus1994: u gotta death wish

Firestarter: hold it hold it im not done spankin the monkey

justthe2ofus1994: sure

Firestarter: ohhhhh there we gooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

justthe2ofus1994: ok

Firestarter: ugh its all over the keyboard

justthe2ofus1994: if yur gonna say ugh to me look in the mirror

Firestarter: c’mon stupid

Firestarter: you can do better than that.

justthe2ofus1994: bring it prick

Firestarter: ouch.

Firestarter: that hurts

Firestarter: really

Firestarter: espeacially coming from you

justthe2ofus1994: it should

Firestarter: you have no taste of sarcasm do you?

justthe2ofus1994: yup

Firestarter: you are truly stupid

Firestarter: you give new meaning to the word

justthe2ofus1994: speak for yur self

Firestarter: only if you learn to speak chinese

justthe2ofus1994:

Firestarter: what are you laughing at?

Firestarter: retard

justthe2ofus1994: yur ugly face

Firestarter: you dont even know what i look like.

justthe2ofus1994: a nerd

Firestarter: how can i be hurt by an insult that has no grounds of truth
whatsoever?

Firestarter: really.

Firestarter: cmon cancha type?

Firestarter: stupid

Firestarter: cmon cancha type?

justthe2ofus1994: im only 12

Firestarter: youre still retarded.

justthe2ofus1994: i get it from u

Firestarter: youre probably mid forties.

Firestarter: pretending to be 12

justthe2ofus1994: no

Firestarter: 😐

justthe2ofus1994: no

justthe2ofus1994: i dont lie

Firestarter: sure you dont

Firestarter: liar!

Firestarter: it doesn’t matter anyway i posted this coversation on a site called www.squackle.com

Firestarter: that means all can see your idiocy

justthe2ofus1994: thats nice

justthe2ofus1994: and yours

liberty_spiked_patriot: i was the one shaming you

justthe2ofus1994: yhats nice

Firestarter: your insults were weak and had no substance anyway

Poetry and Songs, (C) Funny Poem

With a Big Rock

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7 o’ clock gotta get up

Alarm clock, mom yelling at me

See her downstairs

Time for a shower

Went to the school bus stop

Waited at the bus stop with my friends

Only had one, sorry

Waited with my friend, his name is Tommy

He (?)

He (?)

He (?)

Some other kid came up

Asked me for a match

I said, “I dont have one”

The bus was taking an unusual amount of time

Taking its time

I said I don’t got a match, sorry buddy

They didnt like me, they didnt like my pants either

They said, “You dont have a match, well”

You arent going to have any front teeth

They knocked them out

With a big rock

I didn’t cry

Ran home with blood in my mouth tears in my eyes, on my cheeks

Blood on my pants

I was bummin

Sorry I have no teeth mom

Kids knocked them out at the bus stop

Don’t send me to school again