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The Day I Went Blind

I remeber that day well…I just came out of my english class, feeling my bodily fluids ready to burst out…I walked quickly to the bathroom, which seemed like a mile! The tile floors were white and red and tan, and I stared at them as I walked to the bathroom. Suddenly, I forgot where the bathroom was! I REALLY had to go, so i looked around, trying to find a sign that said “Boys” or “Men” or even (i was that desperate) “Girls”. I could see the bathroom sign marking: “Boys” as I jolted torward the door. I opened the door when I herd whispering and giggling. Until the door shut I herd a loud whisper say: “Shhhh here comes someone now!” and then it fell silent. I stepped into the bathroom, behind the bathroom wall until I saw it….It looked like a basketball with a big crack down the center. It had a wart on the left “cheek”. I herd someone yell: “You got MOONED”! I felt faint, my body took a 50 foot drop as I feel to the floor, with my eyes open. I couldn’t close them with out having that disgusting picture put into my vision. I winced a few times hearing the kids leaving as they went over the story over and over…I went blind…

The GhettoStyle Language

This translates only some things from English to GhettoStyle





Hello   SniffSniffAchoo
How are you today?   ZeenZamGrandMicho?
Go to Hell   Sleepwitbillclinton
Cow   Jomama
Socially Active Grizzly Bear   Davebondneedsomecheez
Holmes   Sem Loh Hol Mes
Raistlin Emeryk   Germanraisin
F**k You   I like you
Dave Bond   Jaimequierotacos
Stupid   Cool
Fat Jamaicans   Gluttonmon
Pokemon   Poke-A-Man
Slappy   Jodada
Cheese   Lookatmeimretarded
Carrottop   God
Some Fat Guy   Evilfatgluttons
I am Using this Language   Ladaeadwsrmndshjkddhjdsfhdfhadshjf,zfhjlfjldjdfjaf
Gibberish   fdklfdsdsjl;fdjdskjdskdjfdkfjdsfdsl
Fart   FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffFFFFFFFFfffffffff
Beef-a-roni   Mmmmbeef
LOL   LearningOnLeans
ROFLMAO   ReadingOnFonicsListeniningMostlyAtOffies
BRB   BreakRBack
  This is now an official language