I remeber that day well…I just came out of my english class, feeling my bodily fluids ready to burst out…I walked quickly to the bathroom, which seemed like a mile! The tile floors were white and red and tan, and I stared at them as I walked to the bathroom. Suddenly, I forgot where the bathroom was! I REALLY had to go, so i looked around, trying to find a sign that said “Boys” or “Men” or even (i was that desperate) “Girls”. I could see the bathroom sign marking: “Boys” as I jolted torward the door. I opened the door when I herd whispering and giggling. Until the door shut I herd a loud whisper say: “Shhhh here comes someone now!” and then it fell silent. I stepped into the bathroom, behind the bathroom wall until I saw it….It looked like a basketball with a big crack down the center. It had a wart on the left “cheek”. I herd someone yell: “You got MOONED”! I felt faint, my body took a 50 foot drop as I feel to the floor, with my eyes open. I couldn’t close them with out having that disgusting picture put into my vision. I winced a few times hearing the kids leaving as they went over the story over and over…I went blind…
Tag Archives: English
radnuzho
radnuzho – n. Spanish soap operas that are spoken in half English, half Spanish
The GhettoStyle Language
This translates only some things from English to GhettoStyle
English |
GhettoStyle |
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Hello | SniffSniffAchoo | |
How are you today? | ZeenZamGrandMicho? | |
Go to Hell | Sleepwitbillclinton | |
Cow | Jomama | |
Socially Active Grizzly Bear | Davebondneedsomecheez | |
Holmes | Sem Loh Hol Mes | |
Raistlin Emeryk | Germanraisin | |
F**k You | I like you | |
Dave Bond | Jaimequierotacos | |
Stupid | Cool | |
Fat Jamaicans | Gluttonmon | |
Pokemon | Poke-A-Man | |
Slappy | Jodada | |
Cheese | Lookatmeimretarded | |
Carrottop | God | |
Some Fat Guy | Evilfatgluttons | |
I am Using this Language | Ladaeadwsrmndshjkddhjdsfhdfhadshjf,zfhjlfjldjdfjaf | |
Gibberish | fdklfdsdsjl;fdjdskjdskdjfdkfjdsfdsl | |
Fart | FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffFFFFFFFFfffffffff | |
Beef-a-roni | Mmmmbeef | |
LOL | LearningOnLeans | |
ROFLMAO | ReadingOnFonicsListeniningMostlyAtOffies | |
BRB | BreakRBack | |
This is now an official language |
foreigners
foreigners – n. assholes that need to speak English or be shot