Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it clean
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Watch your school burn down to ashes
Fa la la la la la la la la
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Deck the Halls Parody #21903
Deck the halls with poison ivy!
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Set the teacher’s hair on fire!
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Break a window, pop a tire!
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Tease the season to be naughty!
Fa la la la la la la la la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deck the Halls Parody #9220
To the tune of “Deck The Halls”
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‘Tis the season to be greedy!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Treat ourselves, forget the needy!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Charging gifts with wild abandon!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Credit limits not withstandin’!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Sing we now the spendthrift’s carol!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Buying presents by the barrel!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Throwing parties, being merry!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!
Till bills come in January!
Fa la la la la, La la la la!