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Tag Archives: davepoobond
#10904: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry
davepoobond: you left your swithblade ruler at school
elmoisfurry: no, i put it there
elmoisfurry: i didnt want to keep it
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: i have it now
davepoobond: har har
elmoisfurry: wow good job
elmoisfurry: now FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: yessir it was
elmoisfurry: >:o
#10901: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond
elmoisfurry: die
elmoisfurry signed off at 11:48 PM
#10897: davepoobond -> SuperiorDonald
davepoobond: i cant wait until fall 2003, cause that’s when AOL LATINO comes out. AOL 9.0 Optimizado
SuperiorDonald: Sounds exciting
#10896: davepoobond -> fartsinajar
davepoobond: i cant wait until fall 2003, cause that’s when AOL LATINO comes out
davepoobond: AOL 9.0 Optimizado
fartsinajar: awesome
#10894: davepoobond -> MyLeftTesticle
davepoobond: jenny jenny, you are the girl for me
davepoobond: you dont know me, but you make me so happy
davepoobond: i tried to call you before, but i lost my nerve!
davepoobond: i tried my imagination, but i was discerned!
davepoobond: jenny….i got your number!
davepoobond: i need to make you mine!
davepoobond: jenny don’t change your number!
davepoobond: 867-5309!!
MyLeftTesticle: That song’s silly.
davepoobond: for a good time calllllllllll!!!
davepoobond: yeah. but i like it
#10893: davepoobond -> SEAN
davepoobond: heyyyy buddy
SEAN: why hi
davepoobond: i’m bored
SEAN: same here
davepoobond: i dont know if i told you about it, but i finished these dvds of all the movies me and my friends made
davepoobond: isn’t that spectacular
davepoobond: its a 2 dvd set
SEAN: not really
SEAN: berb. ima game a bit
davepoobond: k..
davepoobond: wait…its not really spectacular?
davepoobond: its hard making your own dvd man
#10892: blowthetoad -> davepoobond
blowthetoad was on a different screen name than he usually used. Not to mention, he was saying he was someone else (another persona, basically) that davepoobond knew. davepoobond didn’t know that “larkin” was blowthetoad at the time.
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blowthetoad: …how did you know?
davepoobond: how did i know what
blowthetoad: <larkin
davepoobond: what about him
blowthetoad: i am larkin
davepoobond: oh ok
davepoobond: how did i know what
blowthetoad: that madman knew flash
davepoobond: uhhh
blowthetoad: i’m not making any sence am i?
#10891: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: MY GOD! I’M SO BORED
Phoenix: www.neopets.com
Phoenix: Be dumb and play it
davepoobond: NOT THAT BORED
Phoenix: lol
Phoenix: You know you want to.
davepoobond: i know i dont want to
davepoobond: its stupid
davepoobond: i’d rather tan my white legs
Phoenix: Thats the disease talking.
davepoobond: which i’m doing now
davepoobond: 😉
#10889: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: my sister wants to go to Old Pasadena
davepoobond: and she was asking me to take her there before i went to work
davepoobond: and its the totally opposite way from where i need to go
davepoobond: and i dont even know how to get there
stimpyismyname: k
davepoobond: so she said get directions there
davepoobond: and i said “you have to have an address to somewhere in old pasadena”
davepoobond: she said “use the address”
davepoobond: i said “address to what? Old Pasadena? let’s just put in the address to a city!”
davepoobond: and she proceeded with being a bitch
davepoobond: and then called me a dipshit and left
davepoobond: funny huh
stimpyismyname: yep
#10888: davepoobond -> Return of the Dragon
davepoobond: do you know where i can get all the Kidz Bop albums for free
Return of the Dragon: LOL
Return of the Dragon: HAHAHAHAHA
Return of the Dragon: thats good
davepoobond: i’m serious…
davepoobond: i want all 6
davepoobond: kidz bop
davepoobond: more kidz bop
davepoobond: kidz bop 2
davepoobond: kidz bop 3
davepoobond: kidz bop 4
Return of the Dragon: lol
davepoobond: and kidz bop christmas
Return of the Dragon: !!!!!!!!
Return of the Dragon: na dude
Return of the Dragon: can’t help you there
Return of the Dragon: go to make a wish foundatiuon
Return of the Dragon: ask for the albums
davepoobond: hey hey!
davepoobond: that’s a plan
davepoobond: people will probably want to get rid of them anyway
Return of the Dragon: lol yea
davepoobond: i can’t believe anyone actually had an idea for kidz bop
davepoobond: having a middle aged man and 50 children singing
Return of the Dragon: seroiusly
Return of the Dragon: if you want the god damn songs
Return of the Dragon: buy them from the real albums
Return of the Dragon: whats really embarassing
davepoobond: they’re 25 bucks
davepoobond: total rip off
davepoobond: for such crap
Return of the Dragon: is that the artists sign away the songs rights
Return of the Dragon: yea i know
Return of the Dragon: but better than a kidz bop collection
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: i thought you meant the real kidz bop albums
Return of the Dragon: you should put that some where in your comedy books
Return of the Dragon: yea
Return of the Dragon: what did YOU mean
davepoobond: ahhh
davepoobond: ok i thought you were talking about getting the actual kidz bop albums
Return of the Dragon: yea
Return of the Dragon: thats what you said
davepoobond: i thought you might’ve been talking about the actual albums
davepoobond: by the real artists
Return of the Dragon: davepoobond: do you know where i can get all the Kidz Bop albums for free
Return of the Dragon: no
davepoobond: i searched for google in google
davepoobond: guess what was the first result
Return of the Dragon: ahahhaa
Return of the Dragon: yea what
davepoobond: my web site.
Return of the Dragon: u serious?
davepoobond: which just happens to be google!
Return of the Dragon: ahahaha
davepoobond: i own google, donchaknow
davepoobond: There, Google Blows
davepoobond: www.google-sucks.org
davepoobond: isn’t that great
Return of the Dragon: thats your website?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i was kidding
davepoobond: about my website thing
Return of the Dragon: oh ok
davepoobond: i searched for google sucks
#10887: davepoobond -> MadManWithAnAxe
davepoobond: do you know where i can get all the Kidz Bop albums for free
MadManWithAnAxe: ……………………….. no
MadManWithAnAxe: kazaa maybe
davepoobond: i know that, but riaa
davepoobond: and also i dont think many people will want those songs to be distributed anyway
davepoobond: cause they’re so horrible
MadManWithAnAxe: yeah
#10886: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: do you know where i can get all the Kidz Bop albums for free
Phoenix: I don’t know who or what kidz bop are/is
davepoobond: you’re missing out, my friend.
davepoobond: middle aged men and 50 children sing popular songs
davepoobond: and they put it all on 2 cds worth
Phoenix: lol
davepoobond: they made 5 of them so far
Phoenix: pedophile bananza, it sounds like
davepoobond: kidz bop, more kidz bop, kidz bop 2, kidz bop 3, kidz bop 4, and kiz bop christmas
davepoobond: and i must have them all!
Phoenix: You speak the truth, homeslice
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: Kid friendly versions of today’s hits recorded specifically for kids
davepoobond: so i’m guessing you don’t know where i can get them
#10885: davepoobond -> Izumo Etsuko
davepoobond: i’m eating ice cream mmhmm…and its 9:19 in the morning!
Izumo Etsuko: O.o
Izumo Etsuko: its 11:19
Izumo Etsuko: -.-
davepoobond: not for meeee
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
Izumo Etsuko: you live in California don’t you?
davepoobond: i live in the past
Izumo Etsuko: in California
Izumo Etsuko: -.-
davepoobond: sure
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
Izumo Etsuko: I hate you
Izumo Etsuko: >_>
davepoobond: why
davepoobond: cause its so much better here
davepoobond: and we’re gonna get arnold schwarzenegger as our governor
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
Izumo Etsuko: no
Izumo Etsuko: :/
Izumo Etsuko: cause, thats closer to Japan
Izumo Etsuko: e.e
davepoobond: washington is closer
Izumo Etsuko: nu uh
Izumo Etsuko: -.-
davepoobond: seattle
Izumo Etsuko: …x.x
Izumo Etsuko: dun say washington
Izumo Etsuko: it makes me think DC
Izumo Etsuko: -.-
davepoobond: well then
davepoobond: washington state
Izumo Etsuko: thats better
Izumo Etsuko: 😀
Izumo Etsuko: :/
davepoobond: its too hot here now
Izumo Etsuko: I wanna move to Tokyo when I get older
Izumo Etsuko: how hot is it?
davepoobond: its in the 100s
davepoobond: everyday
Izumo Etsuko: ………………
Izumo Etsuko: HAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Izumo Etsuko: :P!!!!!!!!!
Izumo Etsuko: *points and laughs*
davepoobond: yeah, but one day, LA will be next to san francisco
Izumo Etsuko: o.o
davepoobond: so we don’t need to have the extreme heat
davepoobond: for very long
davepoobond: cause when the “big one” comes
Izumo Etsuko: :/
Izumo Etsuko: big earthquake that shakes Cali loose?
davepoobond: LA will either sink
Izumo Etsuko: that’ll r0x0rz
davepoobond: or move up
Izumo Etsuko: I bet we’ll feel it here
Izumo Etsuko: XD
davepoobond: california is on two different continental plates
davepoobond: didn’t you learn about that in school
Izumo Etsuko: :/
Izumo Etsuko: no
davepoobond: amazing..
davepoobond: well anyway
Izumo Etsuko: I just remember seeing Lex Luthor talk about it breaking free in Superman the movie
Izumo Etsuko: e.e
davepoobond: LA is on the Pacific plate
Izumo Etsuko: I have Superman on DVD
Izumo Etsuko: :/
davepoobond: while the rest of california basically on the one that you’re on
davepoobond: ok good
Izumo Etsuko: d0000d…
Izumo Etsuko: wouldn’t it be funny if a giant rock from outerspace smashed into Kansas?
Izumo Etsuko: :/
Izumo Etsuko: and NASA was too stupid to see it until it was too late?
Izumo Etsuko: and BOOOM!!!
davepoobond: i wouldn’t really be surprised
Izumo Etsuko: the whole world shakes
davepoobond: Kansas is supposed to be a really unholy place
Izumo Etsuko: yeah, NASA is that stupid
Izumo Etsuko: :/
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
davepoobond: i learned that from Turbulence 3
Izumo Etsuko: :\
Izumo Etsuko: NASA is stoopid
davepoobond: its a movie
Izumo Etsuko: I know
Izumo Etsuko: Private companies should take over space exploration
Izumo Etsuko: cause NASA keeps fucking it up
Izumo Etsuko: -.-
davepoobond: if that happens
davepoobond: then it’ll end up like Lost in Space
Izumo Etsuko: it will happen
Izumo Etsuko: :/
Izumo Etsuko: and soon
Izumo Etsuko: the first privately funded mission is gonna be launched late this year/early next
Izumo Etsuko: :/
davepoobond: wow
davepoobond: dont they have to get it approved or something
Izumo Etsuko: Cosmos 1, the first solar sail
Izumo Etsuko: no
Izumo Etsuko: :/
davepoobond: so i could launch something into space
Izumo Etsuko: it gonna launch from over in Europe
Izumo Etsuko: well…
Izumo Etsuko: no in America
Izumo Etsuko: :\
Izumo Etsuko: stoopid ‘American Airspace’ bullshit
Izumo Etsuko: >_>
davepoobond: in Europe anyone can just blast off
Izumo Etsuko: its in the Baltic Sea or something
Izumo Etsuko: :/
Izumo Etsuko: launching from a Russian sub
Izumo Etsuko: e.e
davepoobond: but that’s government owned
Izumo Etsuko: here, let me find the link
Izumo Etsuko: yes
Izumo Etsuko: but the mission and ship and shit are privately owned and funded
davepoobond: ok great
davepoobond: i dont really care
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
#10884: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond
Izumo Etsuko: sup?
davepoobond: not much…you
Izumo Etsuko: nm
Izumo Etsuko: just trying to stay awake
Izumo Etsuko: :/
Izumo Etsuko: okay, I need to get some caffeine before I fallout
Izumo Etsuko: brb
davepoobond: k
Auto response from Izumo Etsuko: I’m away doing fun stuffff!!! (in otherwords, I’ve become so bored I’ve begun hallucinating)
Izumo Etsuko: me am pissered off
Izumo Etsuko: they ran out of Mt. Dew
Izumo Etsuko: >_>
Izumo Etsuko: so I had to buy…Dr…….Pepper…
Izumo Etsuko: *shudder*
davepoobond: too bad
Izumo Etsuko: you read the comic strip Shoot Me Now?
Izumo Etsuko: :/
davepoobond: no
Izumo Etsuko: x.x
Izumo Etsuko: www.shootmenow.com
Izumo Etsuko: it rocks
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I’m starting to think I’m sorry for ever IMing this guy and saying that we knew each other from a long time ago (which we didn’t)