Q: What’s big, blows water from its spout, and turns up once every 76 years?
A: Whaley’s Comet.
Tag Archives: comet
Quote #17072
“when the first black president goes into office, a comet will hit the Earth, just like in Deep Impact!”
– davepoobond
Joke #13776
Q: Which reindeer helps you keep your bathroom clean?
A: Comet.
Comet
haynie
haynie – n. a comet that ends up crashing on you