Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?
A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?
A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Q: How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
A: Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
butenite – n. a mixture of butane and broken clothes hangers made solely for over packaging cheap toasters <see butane>