watermelon – n. a turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a watermelon coming on, create a diversion <see camo-cough>
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Havana Omelet
Havana Omelet – n. a load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo-cough with an astaire <see escapee, camo-cough, and astaire>
camo-cough
camo-cough – n. a phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a watermelon or to alert potential turd burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an astaire <see watermelon, turd burglars, and astaire>