“its playing with your calculator”
– Dr. OldNBald
“its playing with your calculator”
– Dr. OldNBald
“you HAVE to learn how to use the calculator, and if you don’t know how, there’s no point in having it, and ladies STOP talking. And that means YOU”
– Dr. OldNBald
::talking about the calculator manual::
“go buy the book”
– Dr. OldNBald
“the calculator will calculate real fast when you want it to calculate”
– Dr. OldNBald
::he pulls a calculator out of his pocket::
“I don’t know about your calculator but my calculator has a little button that you just punch…”
– Dr. OldNBald
::talking about calculators::
“punch punch punch punch — times!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“your calculator calculates nothing!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“if you have to use a calculator, you’re doing something wrong!”
– Dr. OldNBald
Q: What did the adding machine say to the Martian?
A: You can count on me.
These keys are the only ones that can be used as letters upside down on a calculator.
1 – I
2 – 2 (or to)
3 – E
4 – H
5 – S
6 – G
7 – L
8 – B
0 – O or D (if you need the 0 to be on the end of the word, put a decimal and then type the rest of the number)
These are all the words that can be made. If you have another word, leave a comment:
Hi – 14
Blob – 8078
Hell – 7734
Blog – 6078
Glob – 8076
Hello – 0.7734
Shell – 77345
Ho – 0.4
His Glob – 8076.514
His – 514
His Blob – 8078.514
His Hell – 7734.514
Shells – 577435
Ill – 771
Shibobo – 0.808145
Bobo – 0.808
Lose – 3507
Loses – 53507
Hells – 57734
Blobs – 58078
Blogs – 56078
hoho – 0.404
hohos – 50404
hos – 504
bobos – 50808
boob – 8008
hoohooo – 0.004004
boobies – 5318008
boobless – 55378008
go2hell – 7734206
Less – 5537
hill – 7714
calculator shield – n. the cover that goes on top of the calculator to protect it from the elements perceived as evil to LCD screens
calcoolator – n. a cool calculator
calculator test – n. a test for your calculator
poon – n. a calculator game that is very addicting
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