Two soldiers were in a local cafe one day when the first soldier said, “I feel like telling that jerk first sergeant where to go again.”
“What do you mean by again?” asked the other GI.
“I felt like it yesterday too.”
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hirosuno
hirosuno – n. a Harley Davidson cafe at the Helicopter Pad
Joke #9375
A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.The Physicist: “The measurement wasn’t accurate.”
The Biologist: “They have reproduced”.
The Mathematician: “If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be empty again.”