In a second grade sex-ed class, a little girl raised her hand to ask a question…

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Little girl: Teacher, can my mommy get pregnant?

Teacher: How old is she?

Little girl: Forty

Teacher: Yes, she can get pregnant.

Little girl: Teacher, can my big sister get pregnant?

Teacher: Well, how old is she?

Little girl: Nineteen.

Teacher: Yes, she certainly can get pregnant.

Little girl: Teacher, can I get pregnant?

Teacher: Umm…how old are you?

Little girl: Seven and two quarters

Teacher: No, you cannot get pregnant.

Little boy sitting behind Little girl (nudging her): See, I told you we had nothing to worry about. (He sticks out his tongue.)