Q: What’s three feet tall and gives great head?
A: My son
Tag Archives: Ben
Joke #5504
Q: What’s the difference between watching the Lion King, and watching holocaust footage?
A: The Lion King doesn’t give me a hard on.
Joke #5503
Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
A: The little boy in my basement
Joke #5502
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as the altar boy.