walk of shame – n. a walk from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist
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Uncle Ted
Uncle Ted – n. a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees
shahn
shahn – v. to look at someone and then have to go to the bathroom
safe haven
safe haven – n. a seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom
out of the closet pooper
out of the closet pooper – n. a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet pooper before entering the bathroom
oriyoni
oriyoni – n. adults who spend an excessive time in the bathroom at work
mushamk
mushamk – v. to sit on a toilet, singing “I’m singing in the bathroom” while playing a guitar
matsuda
matsuda – n. a portal that all of a sudden appears in a bathroom
kwrom
kwrom – n. a perfume that smells like a bathroom
jugio
jugio – v. to go to the bathroom 1000 times a day
hinte
hinte – v. to spend the rest of your life in a women’s restroom
fly by
fly by – n. the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a frequent flyer. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom
encrapment
encrapment – n. entrapment, but something to do with a bathroom or poop
doilay
doilay – n. a bathroom toy
denkor
denkor – v. to go to someone’s house, drink a beer, talk about what species of a horse is, leave, then go to another house, go to the bathroom, and get a carton of milk, and leave. This is all in the desert.