Sing this like a terrible country song. I guess it’s a work in progress, but I’m not really working on it.
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My barn burned down
My dog died
My tractor don’t work and I sold it for parts
Oh I can’t kiss you
but I —
I can fuck you!
Sing this like a terrible country song. I guess it’s a work in progress, but I’m not really working on it.
–
My barn burned down
My dog died
My tractor don’t work and I sold it for parts
Oh I can’t kiss you
but I —
I can fuck you!
“Oh boy! We have a barn burner goin’ on here!”
– from the TV
Q: How do mules open locked barns?
A: With don-keys
Bill’s barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company.
Polly told the insurance company, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money.”
The agent replied, “Hold on just a minute, Polly. Insurance doesn’t work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new barn of comparable worth.”
There was a long pause before Polly replied, “Then I’d like to cancel the policy on my husband.”
qioiua – n. a taco barn