Havana Omelet – n. a load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo-cough with an astaire <see escapee, camo-cough, and astaire>
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camo-cough
camo-cough – n. a phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a watermelon or to alert potential turd burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an astaire <see watermelon, turd burglars, and astaire>
astaire
astaire – n. a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential turd burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace <see turd burglar>