tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal
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Joke #20881
Q: Why was the ocean arrested?
A: Because it beat upon the shore.
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“I’ll tell you what’s gonna land on your lips”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #15944
“I will beat you over the head so you’ll know that Latin America has great economics”
– Mrs. DYKE
Joke #13810
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: Vixen punched him.
Quote #13454
“ok, Robert. I’m back to beating your head again”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13447
“I will beat you on the head if you say you understand it and you really don’t”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13236
JUDGE: “Why did you hit your wife with a baseball bat, Mr. Tupper?”
TUPPER: “Because I couldn’t find my hockey stick.”
Joke #13152
MRS. BROWN: “Today I broke a very expensive dish.”
MRS. GREEN: “What did your husband say?”
MRS. BROWN: “Ouch! What hit me?”
Joke #13057
Once I said to a rough-looking guy at the bar, “Anything you can do I can do better.”
He jumped up and said, “Okay, top this!” And he punched me in the mouth and knocked out two teeth.
Slowly, I got up and brushed myself off. Making a fist, I walked over to him to prove my point. “Okay,” I said, “Now it’s my turn.” Wham! I punched myself in the mouth and knocked out three teeth.
Joke #12957
MAN #1: “Wow! What happened to you?”
MAN #2: “A husband beat me up for kissing his bride.”
MAN #1: “At the wedding?”
MAN #2: “No. Two years after it.”