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You take out the trash, and find your pet beaver…

Posted on January 31, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

You take out the trash, and find your pet beaver in there, eating the comics section of the newspaper. You...

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Tags: ass, beaver, newspaper, tail

 

arent polls great NOW?

Posted on January 31, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

arent polls great NOW?

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Quote #17071

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“can I get some ass with that cupcake”

::gets slapped::

– davepoobond

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Quote #17022

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“snow white…stupid pale ass!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16835

Posted on January 29, 2011 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Wrestling is like soap operas, but instead of crying to solve their problems they kick each other’s asses”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16457

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

::talking about a girl’s ass::

“can I get some fries with that shake?”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16456

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“that doesn’t even look like an ass”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16421

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“every good boy gets fine ass”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16399

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“my butt is like cherry red.  cherry red!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16381

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“booty slap!?”

::slaps his chin::

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16314

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“no one squeezes my ass like David!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16301

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“busting butts! whoo!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16271

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

::drinks something::

“mmh! tastes like nice warm ass!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16033

Posted on January 22, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“We bust ours to kick yours”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #15615

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Nose Leave a comment

“The anteater is licking my ass.”

– Nose

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