
You take out the trash, and find your pet beaver…

“can I get some ass with that cupcake”
::gets slapped::
– davepoobond
“snow white…stupid pale ass!”
– davepoobond
“Wrestling is like soap operas, but instead of crying to solve their problems they kick each other’s asses”
– davepoobond
::talking about a girl’s ass::
“can I get some fries with that shake?”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“that doesn’t even look like an ass”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“every good boy gets fine ass”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“my butt is like cherry red. cherry red!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“booty slap!?”
::slaps his chin::
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“no one squeezes my ass like David!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“busting butts! whoo!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
::drinks something::
“mmh! tastes like nice warm ass!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“We bust ours to kick yours”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“The anteater is licking my ass.”
– Nose